My grandfather recently asked me about how much tail I’ve been pulling. “A fair amount gramps,” I told him. “More tail than your shriveled dink ever pulled!”
He immediately shot back, “Youngblood, I have boned in more places than your pointy little pecker ever has even thought of. Hell, with all the goddamn development and urbanization of our [...]
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Some options for the weekend if you get tired of boning, eating pizza, or watching sports:
5/30-6/1 - 8 pm: Glengarry Glenn Ross - The Factory Theatre - Tremont St.
5/31 - 4pm: Dr. Dog - Harvard Square
5/31 - 10 pm: The Gaslight Anthem - Middle East, Cambridge
5/31-6/1 - all day: City Streets (solve riddles, perform stunts, [...]
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The backdoor haircut,
On a rear end brother,
Plowed so many broads,
He’s surely plowed your mother.
Dusting off her butt hole,
With the back of his head,
Sessions go down daily,
And earn him MAD street cred!
(Note: This is the full-time hairdo of the correspondent pictured above.)
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I came across this photo while doing research for the Ivy League post. What exactly is the photographer in the back taking a picture of?
Perve-Mister Photographer.
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Bummer : ( My girlfriend dumped me because she was “missing the touch of an Ivy League man.”
As you may guess decent community takes up a lot of my time and as a result I could feel my relationship slipping. But, the other night when my girlfriend broke up with me I was quite taken [...]
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Announcing Decent Community’s First Annual
Battle of the Gregorian Chant Bands!
Bring out your inner monk for an event with ramifications that have yet to be determined. On August 8, 2008 (888 is said to be the monk’s favorite number), make your way down to The Boston Dungeon, located at the corner of [...]
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If you’re at home watching the Celtics/Pistons Game 5 on TV tonight and you think to yourself, Am I crazy or is the crowd chanting ”DE-CENT, CHA CHA, DE-CENT!?!?! — don’t fret my friend, you are not crazy. Decent maybe, but crazy no.
You see, the community has launched a major initiative to will our combined decency onto [...]
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I’m right around the age where a bunch of my decent bastard friends are starting to get married and becoming boring losers. Still more, many good buddies are on the verge of popping the question, but haven’t figured out a decent way to have it all go down. Well I have good news guys — I’m [...]
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Summer is upon us and that means my dong’s trademark name is about to expire, therefore, it’s time to rename the old dong-a-roo!!!
For those of you dong name squaters looking for a new name to identify and distinguish the service provided by your dong from the services provided by other’s dong, don’t even think about “Wicked Rude” because it’s mine. However, [...]
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I just read a most decent article from this week’s New Yorker that offers the most thorough investigation of hangovers I’ve ever come across. Cures from around the world include bloody marys, specialty soups, pickle juice, pickled herring, four shots of vodka, coffee, plums, running six miles, McDonald’s Hamburgers, Denny’s grand slam breakfast, a mixture of [...]
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I feel uncomfortable that I even witnessed this so I’m gonna keep this short and sweet. I’m confused, concerned and most of all ashamed that I didn’t say something when I saw a friend eat two dogs and no burgers at a cookout this weekend, thus prompting this question:
Should you be concerned when a friend [...]
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Just got this letter from a Decent Correspondent and had to post:
“Dear Decent Community,
The Community seems like a place where kissing lovely babies is embraced with great fervor. As an enthusiast of lengthy kissing sessions, I thought I’d do my part and pass along a most decent way to savor your time when you’re hungry for [...]
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Our man Teddy Kennedy is a hurtin unit. We love the dude over at The Community, but the time has come to start looking for a replacement. His successor will be honorably serving the greatest state in the Union, so we better be sure he or she is a decent bastard!
The Community would like to [...]
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I freaking watched this entire movie the other night.
Quick synop: Family owns a farm, father dies, brother develops a sheep phobia, other brother stays on the family farm banging sheep, after dad’s death one brother moves away, the other brother continues nailing sheep and genetically engineering sheep until an evil fetus escapes to attack, people get bit, [...]
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Mmmm, yes. You’ve all heard the phrase “decency lies is in the eyes of the beholder,” right? I strongly refute that claim. I come from the school of thought where “decency lies in the size of a chick’s meat.” There’s no getting around this fact. Plain and simple.
Please view the decency [...]
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You have to love “Orange Drink” sometimes known as a “Gallon of Shit” - or if it’s in a pint-sized container, it’s known as a “Pint of Shit.” Despite its nickname, the shit is actually good shit.
Made from sugar, food coloring, and water (probably in that order), pints and gallons of shit are known to come [...]
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Oh dear! Moist strips of chicken teriyaki, why do you dominate every waking moment of my existence? Dripping oriental majesty, arousing my buds of taste, you’ve gained the unparalleled favor of the harmonica of my mid-section. Sing to me chicken teriyaki. I want you to. Will you do it for me?
Oh! Moist strips of chicken teriyaki, [...]
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A full moon exposed itself last night as I was in my apartment freaking out, and was unable to understand why I was so on edge. The obvious answer: Dude, you were just freakin out cause the Celts had the their first game of the Eastern Conference finals, a must win, trying times, haven’t had a [...]
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So last night I “watched” the C’s game. Nice game, good win, Rondo is the man. BUT, for the majority of the game I found myself staring at the seats between the scorers table and the Pistons bench at none other then the Guru of Decency himself. I have HD but I still could not [...]
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Eastern Conference finals commence this evening when the C’s welcome the Detroit Piss to the Garden, which I guess means that the Celts will be shitting out “piss” tonight (in about the only good way possible). The C’s are underdogs due to their mediocre play that took them to two game 7’s already thus far [...]
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