If I didn’t spend all my time praying for barbeques and eating stew, I’d realize that there’s decency in almost everything around us — you just got to take some time to appreciate the decency. What types of things am I talkin about??
Taking off your socks after a long day of work. Shit man! I’m not sure why you’re not allowed to wear sandals to work. The workplace should instill the same rules as karate/taekwondo dojos, where you have to take off your shoes before entering. Socks and shoes are tighter than any piece of clothing you wear, not to mention the constant pressure on the feet. It’s a steamroom, and releasing the steam feels damn decent!
Nicknames. What would you do if you had to call everyone by their real names? Fuckin’ miserable! Take a minute and go through some nicknames you’ve come across in your lifetime. Now think about how much it enhanced the name-calling experience. So many classics…
Voluminous Boofs/Burps. You know exactly what I’m talkin about. Shwill about seven or eight beers, eat a few burgers, and that nice, smooth, slowly-rising (or falling), mass pocket of straight-rank decency filters out. The ladies aren’t big fans, but call me a sonovabitch if it ain’t decent!
Leather. How much more comfortable are cars with leather interiors? What about those crazy longhairs that ride their motorcycles in those bad-ass leather jackets? Those dudes are unrivaled, and they don’t even give a shit about it! Other great usages of leather include baseball mits, briefcases, masks, and other sex/bondage apparel.
Many say decency lies in the eye of the beholder, but there’s no denying that having a solid bartender is great. A well manicured lawn is pleasing, and of course, barbeques are the real deal. So while some may be complaining, and others are down and out, take a lady out to dinner, and then bone rawdog, and rejoice in all the decency that exists in this world!
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