Making Out on the T

Not sure if any of you out there have ever had a make out session with a stranger on the train ride to work, but it happened to me today without warning, sans any sort of finesse — just a big old sloppy tongue-slappin extravaganza with a complete stranger… and I’d love to do it again. Here’s how [...]

Shwag, Middies, Beasters, and Headies

April is coming to a close and the Red Sox are currently 15-12 going into tonight’s game against the Jays. The Sox are on a five game losing streak, which comes after a streak in which they went 10-1. They had a difficult travel schedule to begin the season. Overall, a fair start thus far. [...]

Living With Lice Is Now Considered Art

I just came across this rather unpleasant article about a group of seven German art students who are living in a museum in Israel with lice in their hair. And that’s the whole thing. Lice in their hair is art. How can this be??? The curator of the museum exaplins it by saying, “Art is [...]

Beverly Hills 90210 Spinoff

I didn’t see it coming, but plans are in motion to launch a 90210 spinoff that is set to air in the fall! I can’t believe that this is actually going down! While I admire the attempt to bring back 90210’s decency, it will be impossible to capture what the original [...]

The El Camino is a Decent Vehicle

This beauty, sleek as a brazillian bikini wax, just screams decency in a raw, rough, and ‘I’m-the-baddest-longest-hairiest-stinkiest-hombre-within-a-half-mile kind of way. These car/trucks emit such an aura of sexual prowress that part my bone just slammed through the bottom of my laptop and now looks like a joystick on the keyboard.
If you have an El Camino, chances are very [...]

Paul Pierce Keeps It Real For Decent Community

First thing first, the C’s are decent.
The word is out that Pierce was fined for throwing up a gang sign. I decided to look into this myself. The word is correct, Pierce was hit with a $25,000 fine and Al Horford is a straight up thug.
Upon further review, Pierce was saluting Decent Community. Word up Pierce! [...]

The Moustache

What comes to your mind first when you think of a moustache? Super Troopers? Boston’s Best Bartender at a VIP party? Your pops? The sheriff? I think to myself, “What a nice addition to any man’s face.” But is this the consensus of the general public? There is definitely a misunderstanding that moustaches are not [...]

Restaurant Review: Toro

Located on Washington St. in the South End - BOSTON

Toro is undoubtedly a community favorite. This place is annoyingly packed almost all the time, but if you go at an off time you can really appreciate the ambiance.
A Ken Oringer (Oringer recently beat Cat Cora on Food Network’s Iron Chef, but wouldn’t stand a chance against FLAY!) establishment, Toro serves [...]

What Ever Happened to The Grind?

(NOTE: This video has some foreign music that would never be heard on The Grind, but this was the only video I could find.)
What ever happened to that bad-ass show, The Grind, that used to be on MTV? Eric Nies used to kill that shit daily! There were hard bodies everywhere, titties floppin [...]

Decent Bar in Allston

There’s a great little haunt in Allston called Deep Ellum, located at the corner of Cambridge St and Brighton Ave. They’ve got a solid sense of what’s decent at this easy-going, yet still kinda hip joint. Serving quite an array of cocktails, and an extensive selection of bronsons, I’d fuckin move into this place if I [...]

Boston’s Most Decent Bartender

Boston ’s Most Decent Bartender isn’t some moosed-up slick guy who peacocks behind a bar like a tail-less cocktail king. And it’s not some vixen wearing a half pound of makeup with a rib rack larger than a pair of oven-roasted turkeys. Boston ’s Most Decent Bartender is a globe-trotting gentleman who wears Garfield sweatshirts almost exclusively.
Meet [...]

People are Stealing Dongs in the Congo

I just read this wild article about sorcerers and the like stealing or skrinking guys’ dongs! Apprarently “penis-snatchers” are not uncommon is parts of West Africa. It may be a rebellion against the government, or it may be a giant joke — but it’s probably not a joke to the guy whose dong is suddenly the size of a [...]

Mireille, Where Have the Years Gone?

One of my first crushes in high school was on a woman named Mireille, the star of my french class program, French in Action. Designed by the legendary Pierre Captretz, the curriculum centers around a beautiful French student named Mireille studying art at the SorBONE. She is pursued by a plethora of suitors, namely American [...]

Decent Facts About Boning etc.

I just came across a recent Global Sex Survey and came away with decent info on what’s going on in the world of boning.
Some relevant numbers:

40% of Americans use blindfolds and handcuffs.
1 in 4 Americans engage in regular role play.
56% of Americans watch porn with their partner.
The worldwide average for time spent in foreplay is 19.7 minutes. [...]

Review: Flour Bakery

Washington St. So. End. BOSTON
Pretty nice little bakery. Located on the corner of Newton and Washington this place gets packed up tight on the weekends. If you are wicked smart you call ahead early and bypass the long line of parents taken there for lunch by their kids. The roast beef sandwich is THE BEST. [...]

Are Capes Decent?

I came across this cape availbale at Brooks Brothers for a regular price of $2,500. I can’t decide if this is a decent look. Something tells me that it’s not worth dropping that much money on a freaking cape.
Are you a serious dude if you wear something like this? It’s an interesting look for sure, [...]

Yacht Rock

The video below is just one in a series that examines a culture that brought us smooth beats from even smoother dudes. Some of this particular episode fast forwards into the future to a time when yacht rock pioneer Michael McDonald meets up with rap mogul Dr. Dre and crew. The collaboration, as you probably figured, [...]

Gino and The C’s

For those of you at last night’s C’s game who were like “who the fuck is Gino and why does everyone have a Gino shirt on!?!?”
Gino is also a well known figure in Boston Celtics lore, regarded by some as an unofficial mascot for the team. Whenever the Celtics start to blow out another team [...]

Bro, You’re A God Among Bros

I had to post this. Some of you may have already read it, but I love it. It’s author is Zach Caldwell. It was originally posted on The Onion.
Bro, You’re A God Among Bros
You know you’re one of my top bros, bro, because you got my back. And I got yours. You’re my bro. But [...]

Playoff Time for the C’s!

The Celt’s run for glory starts tomorrow and I’m jacked up like a mother-fucker. I had to post this exerpt from a column by ESPN’s John Hollinger. Look out NBA — the C’s are gonna tear you a new one:
How good is Boston, really?
A lot better than you might think. Most observers look at [...]